Funny Quotes About Stress

These quotes will make you smile (and relieve some stress)!

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Sometimes the difference between a stressful day and an easier one is all in your perspective. Stress is serious, but seeing the humor in it can also help make a tough situation feel easier. Funny quotes about stress can add just the perspective you need!

A humorously crafted quote can help you open up to a new way of viewing an old situation. Sometimes, you just need the laugh that takes some of the anxiety out of a stress-provoking situation. No matter what you are facing, these funny stress quotes can offer your mind a shift or your mood a lift.

At a Glance

Being stressed doesn't feel good, but leaning on your sense of humor can sometimes help. In many cases, having a laugh about stress can make it a little easier to cope. We've rounded up what we think are some of the best funny quotes about stress to help brighten your day and your mood.

Funny Quotes About Stress

Each quote comes with a little more on the topic from a stress management perspective, plus a link to additional resources on the topic. Enjoy, and feel free to share these with friends who may need a lift as well.

Jane Wagner

‎"Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."

We can't always change our reality, and ignoring problems isn't usually the best way to deal with them, but we can embrace reality and soften it at the same time with a bit of humor and a few extra stress relievers.

Ignoring your stress isn't something you want to do. Instead, be aware of how you are feeling so you can look for ways to cope effectively. Signs that you might be too stressed include:

  • Getting angry and irritable
  • Crying or feeling upset
  • Worrying constantly
  • Feeling overwhelmed
  • Finding it hard to cope
  • Feeling overwhelmed

When you start to feel this way, it's important to identify what's making you feel so stressed and figure out what you can do about it. Sometimes you can remove stressors from your life. In other cases, you'll need to rely on stress relievers, like spending time with loved ones or doing relaxation exercises, to cope.

‎Unknown

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Simply put, quit worrying over the little stuff and wait for something really big."

It's good to maintain perspective when you're worried about the "what ifs" of life. Backup plans and being prepared is great, but if you've done everything you can, it's best to focus on relaxing your worry muscles a bit.

If you tend to be a worrier, you might find it helpful to schedule a little "worry time" to allow yourself to fret over specific problems. Limiting your worries to this specific block of time can help you find solutions, feel more in control, and minimize the amount of time you spend worrying throughout the day.

If you're struggling to quit worrying about everything (both small and big), it might be a sign of something called generalized anxiety disorder (GAD). It is characterized by worrying excessively about a wide variety of things, which can be very difficult to control.

Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)

"Money can't buy happiness; it IS happiness."

Well...not really, but the quote made us laugh and should be included as a funny stress quote for sure. Actually, the things that we think will make us happy are often totally different from the things that actually make us happy.

What truly makes you happy? The truth is that it looks a little different for everyone. For some, it might involve achieving their goals at work, while others might feel like traveling the world or being involved in their communities is what brings them the greatest joy. 

Some ways that you can help bring greater happiness to your life include building a strong social support network, finding a sense of purpose and meaning, cultivating an optimistic attitude, and working on your goals in life.

Anonymous

‎"I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."

While yoga brings some wonderful stress relief benefits, stress management is not a one-size-fits-all activity. If you get bored with some of the more "quiet" forms of stress relief, look for stress relief in the fun activities. If you're looking for stress relief that's a bit more interesting, consider some of the following

  • Exercise
  • Going for a hike outdoors
  • Solving a crossword puzzle
  • Dancing
  • Cooking or baking
  • Draw a picture
  • Read a book
  • Have sex

Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)

‎"I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life."

While you don't necessarily need grassy knees to show that you're enjoying life, the visual is a great reminder that we need to be doing things we enjoy (among the things we simply must do as responsible adults), and if we savor each moment, stress will have less of a hold on us.

You can keep your knees clean, but what will you do to enjoy yourself today? Give yourself permission to have more fun!

Exploring a hobby you enjoy is one idea, but you might also try playing games, gardening, listening to music, creating art, playing sports, or traveling. Focus on what brings you joy and look for ways to incorporate these activities into your life more often.

Sydney Harris

‎"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'"

Life is challenging. But sometimes, our expectations lead to stress; when we expect something to be better than it is, we stress more. If we focus on what we can be grateful for in each situation, we can see the positive more easily and feel less stressed.

What can we appreciate today? You may find it helpful to write in a gratitude journal each day. Research has found that briefly writing down thoughts of gratitude can decrease stress and improve mood.

Charles M. Shultz

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

Sometimes our soc-called "guilty pleasures" can be great stress relievers—when they are enjoyed in moderation. For example, chocolate has health benefits besides being delicious. Enjoying the occassional tasty treat can be an excellent way to help soften stress.

Tip: Don't think of these things as guilty pleasures! They are just pleasures. The things you enjoy shouldn't make you feel guilty, and these activities can be a great way to lift your mood and ease feelings of stress. Whether it's binge-watching your favorite show, taking a relaxing bubble bath, or singing in the shower, there shouldn't be any guilt in taking care of yourself with the occasional indulgence.

Rita Rudner

"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."

We laugh about Hollywood marriages being short-lived, but the truth is that a high proportion of non-Hollywood marriages end in divorce for one reason or another.

Because healthy relationships and happy marriages can be good for keeping stress levels low, exploring tips on maintaining a happy relationship may save you significant stress in the future.

How Humor Helps Reduce Stress

Research suggests that having a good sense of humor can help make you more resilient to stress. Other health-boosting benefits include improving your relationships, strengthening your bonds with others, and helping you look at situations with a fresh perspective.

Plus, smiling can actually activate areas of your brain associated with good moods. Getting yourself to smile and laugh can help shift your mind to a happier state.

Other Ways to Use Humor to Combat Stress

Funny quotes about stress can be helpful, but there are also other ways to utilize humor to improve your ability to manage your stress levels.

  • Try faking a smile: Even if you don't feel like it, smiling can release endorphins that cause you to feel better.
  • Talk to a friend: Try chatting about a problem with a friend with a great sense of humor. Social support is a great way to ease stress, and their sense of humor may help you laugh about your problem.
  • Seek out humor: Watch a sitcom or listen to a funny audiobook. Spend some time looking at memes that bring out your silly side.

Managing your stress is all about figuring out what works for you! These funny quotes about stress have been a great way to get a bit of perspective. Think about some of the lessons you might take from them and how you might apply them to your own life. Humor is a great tactic for dealing with stress, but having other tools (such as social support and relaxation techniques) is also important.

If you're struggling to manage your stress, talk to a mental health professional. They can help you figure out what's wrong and what might help you best.

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By Elizabeth Scott, PhD
Elizabeth Scott, PhD is an author, workshop leader, educator, and award-winning blogger on stress management, positive psychology, relationships, and emotional wellbeing.